ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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