ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
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