There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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