Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Randomize
