BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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