Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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