i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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