I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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