Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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