HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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