What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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