I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
