Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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