is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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