Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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