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The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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