After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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