all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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