A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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