420 ftw
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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