covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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