i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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