He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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