we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Randomize
