I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
She even gives head with a lisp.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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