His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
your room smells of hookers.
And success
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
