So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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