hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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