Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
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