If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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