he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
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