i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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