Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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