I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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