My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
i don't like sucking hair
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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