I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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