Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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