Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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