just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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