I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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