You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
pop tarts are not kleenex
you will always have a special place in my vag
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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