Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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