Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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