I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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