What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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