I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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