Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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