When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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