8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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