Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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