and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
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