Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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