hell yes lets make some ravioli
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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