just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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