Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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