My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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