ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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